User:Synchblade/Autosig

Synch blade  Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.      SB  -I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.      SB  It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.      SB  Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half of one for breakfast.      SB  The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.      SB  Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.      SB  You live and learn. At any rate, you live.      SB  Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.      SB  Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.      SB  Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.      SB  It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.      SB  Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.      SB  The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.      SB  Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.      SB  It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.      SB  Today must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.      SB  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.      SB